落としたハルヒのストラップを拾おうとしてトラックに轢かれた男性、8年間の昏睡状態から目覚める

Haruhi Suzumiya Fan Wakes Up From Eight Year Coma

Self-proclaimed Haruhi-ist Timothy Banks awoke this week from a coma he had been in since May 1st, 2007, when he dropped his Haruhi cell-phone strap in the road and was hit by a speeding truck as he tried to pick it up. Now that Timothy is awake, he is eager to see how the Haruhi Suzumiya franchise has panned out in his absence.

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